Hate Mail Requirements…

August 20, 2006

I’ve been back in Colorado for about a week and a half now and it sure is nice to sleep in my own bed. I was getting a bit worried because I havn’t had anything to write about. Thanks to some guy named Papafish, now I do.

I opened my email today and found two messages from this mystical creature. Unfortunately Papafish was too cowardly to post his feelings on the website for everyone to read. As I feel he has done this in error, I will repost the emails here and save him the trouble.

From: papafish []
Sent: Sunday, August 20, 2006 1:01 PM
Subject: jewscum
Body: fuck you warpigs. coward thugs

From: papafish []
Sent: Sunday, August 20, 2006 1:02 PM
Subject: no subject
Body: your bullshit is OVER warpigs elitist

Requirements for sending hate mail to me:

  1. Do not email me your hate mail. Please have enough courage to post it on the website. This will allow others an oportunity agree/disagree with your argument.
  2. Please spend more than two seconds stringing a few cute phrases together.
  3. Please don’t call me a jew.  First, I have no Jewish heritage at all.  Secondly, I prefer to be known as an AMERICAN.
  4. Please consult atleast a sixth grader and ask him/her for help with capitalization/punctuation and other various grammer related questions.
  5. And lastly, please phrase your hate in the form of a logical argument.  I believe I lost a few brain cells reading those last two emails.